var days = new Array();
var msgs = new Array();

days[00] = "January 04, 2010";
msgs[00] = "TS Eliot, Daisy and Violet Hilton, and Benito Perez Galdos";

days[01] = "January 05, 2010";
msgs[01] = "King Peter IV of Aragon, Qi Jiguang, Calvin Coolidge and Amelia Earhart";

days[02] = "January 06, 2010";
msgs[02] = "Seth Ward, Teddy Roosevelt, Edith Frank, and Lou Rawls";

days[03] = "January 07, 2010";
msgs[03] = "Catherine of Aragon, Nikola Tesla, and James Carr";

days[04] = "January 08, 2010";
msgs[04] = "Pope Celestine III, Eli Whitney, and Dave Thomas";

days[05] = "January 09, 2010";
msgs[05] = "Thomas Birch, and Katherine Mansfield";

days[06] = "January 10, 2010";
msgs[06] = "Dashiell Hammett, Georg Foster, and Paul Lynde";

days[07] = "January 11, 2010";
msgs[07] = "Jean-Baptiste de Boyer, Sid Chaplin, and Mickey Finn";

days[08] = "January 12, 2010";
msgs[08] = "Hugh Mercer, Hiram Walker, Keye Luke, and Marc Davis";

days[09] = "January 13, 2010";
msgs[09] = "Edmund Spenser, George Fox, Stephen Foster, and Wyatt Earp";

days[10] = "January 14, 2010";
msgs[10] = "Humphrey Bogart, Jeanette MacDonald, and William Feller";

days[11] = "January 15, 2010";
msgs[11] = "Emma Hamilton, Mathew Brady, Ray Bolger, and Brad Renfro";

days[12] = "January 16, 2010";
msgs[12] = "Thaddeus Harris, George Dewey, and Andrew Wyeth";

days[13] = "January 17, 2010";
msgs[13] = "John Ray, George Bancroft, and Virgina Mayo";

days[14] = "January 18, 2010";
msgs[14] = "John Tyler, Rudyard Kipling, and Tony Hart";

days[15] = "January 19, 2010";
msgs[15] = "Hans Sachs, Thomas Hart Benton, and Suzanne Pleshette";

days[16] = "January 20, 2010";
msgs[16] = "Isaac Ambrose, Audrey Hepburn, and Miriam Rothschild";

days[17] = "January 21, 2010";
msgs[17] = "Samuel Wallis, George Orwell, James Beard, and Peggy Lee";

days[18] = "January 22, 2010";
msgs[18] = "Heath Ledger, Captain George Streeter, and Rose Kennedy";

days[19] = "January 23, 2010";
msgs[19] = "Charles Kingsley, Edvard Munch, and Toots Shor";

days[20] = "January 24, 2010";
msgs[20] = "Winston Churchill, George Cukor, L Ron Hubbard, Ted Bundy, and Thurgood Marshall";

days[21] = "January 25, 2010";
msgs[21] = "Rene Pottier, Ava Gardner, and Robert Shaw";

days[22] = "January 26, 2010";
msgs[22] = "Abner Doubleday, Lucky Luciano, Edward G Robinson, and Jeane Dixon";

days[23] = "January 27, 2010";
msgs[23] = "Alexandr Pushkin, Thomas Crapper, and Apollo 1 Astronauts";

days[24] = "January 28, 2010";
msgs[24] = "Ludvig Holberg, John McCrae, William Butler Yeats, and Challenger Crew";

days[25] = "January 29, 2010";
msgs[25] = "Robert Frost, Fritz Haber, Jimmy Durante, and Leif Erickson";

days[26] = "January 30, 2010";
msgs[26] = "Orville Wright, Sidney Sheldon, and Nikos Kourkoulos";

days[27] = "February 01, 2010";
msgs[27] = "Mary Shelley, William Desmond Taylor, Buster Keaton";

days[28] = "February 02, 2010";
msgs[28] = "George Abbot, Carlo Acton, Boris Karloff, Sid Vicious";

days[29] = "February 03, 2010";
msgs[29] = "Lunalilo, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Big Bopper, Roger Peterson";

days[30] = "February 04, 2010";
msgs[30] = "Dom Justo Takayama, Liberace, Satyendra Nath Bose";

days[31] = "February 05, 2010";
msgs[31] = "Pasquale Paoli, Banjo Paterson, Thelma Ritter, Tip Tipping";

days[32] = "February 06, 2010";
msgs[32] = "Carlo Goldini, Emporer Ogimachi";

days[33] = "February 07, 2010";
msgs[33] = "Stephen Gray, Ann Radcliffe, Learoc Guerra";

days[34] = "February 08, 2010";
msgs[34] = "Sir William Longespee, Mad Dog Coll, Anna Nicole Smith";

days[35] = "February 09, 2010";
msgs[35] = "Lucilio Vanini, Sophie Tucker, Bryan Mosley, Princess Margaret";

days[36] = "February 10, 2010";
msgs[36] = "Thomas Ripley, Bartholomew Roberts, Joseph Lister";

days[37] = "February 11, 2010";
msgs[37] = "Wilhelm Killing, Sylvia Plath, Lee J Cobb";

days[38] = "February 12, 2010";
msgs[38] = "Ethan Allen, Ambroise Thomas, Lillie Langtry";

days[39] = "February 13, 2010";
msgs[39] = "Stephen Gosson, Cotton Mather, Axel Jensen";

days[40] = "February 14, 2010";
msgs[40] = "Vincente Guerrero, Baby Dodds, Vito Genovese";

days[41] = "February 15, 2010";
msgs[41] = "Mirza Ghalib, Nat King Cole, Ethel Merman";

days[42] = "February 16, 2010";
msgs[42] = "Richard Mead, Vera Kholodnaya, Howard Kock";

days[43] = "February 17, 2010";
msgs[43] = "Geronimo, Heinrich Heine, Hap Day";

days[44] = "February 18, 2010";
msgs[44] = "Tarasius, Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa, Dale Earnhardt";

days[45] = "February 19, 2010";
msgs[45] = "Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, Stanley Kramer, Knut Hamson";

days[46] = "February 20, 2010";
msgs[46] = "Sandra Dee, Burt Lancaster, Dick York, Frederick Douglass";

days[47] = "February 21, 2010";
msgs[47] = "Malcolm X, John Thurloe, Jacinta Marto";

days[48] = "February 22, 2010";
msgs[48] = "Chuck Jones, Simone Simon, Francis Atterbury";

days[49] = "February 23, 2010";
msgs[49] = "John Quincy Adams, Stan Laurel, John Keats";

days[50] = "February 24, 2010";
msgs[50] = "Dont Knotts, Dinah Shore, Robert Fulton";

days[51] = "February 25, 2010";
msgs[51] = "Thomas Koppel, Tennessee Williams, Bugs Moran";

days[52] = "February 26, 2010";
msgs[52] = "Princess Thyra, Jorge de Montemayor";

days[53] = "February 27, 2010";
msgs[53] = "Louis Vuitton, Orry-Kelly, Lillian Gish, William F Buckley";

days[54] = "February 28, 2010";
msgs[54] = "Cuauhtemoc, John Gwynn, Paul Alverdes";

days[55] = "March 01, 2010";
msgs[55] = "Saint David, George Herbert, and Tristand Corbiere";

days[56] = "March 02, 2010";
msgs[56] = "Howard Carter, and Emily Carr";

days[57] = "March 03, 2010";
msgs[57] = "Lou Costello, and Danny Kaye";

days[58] = "March 04, 2010";
msgs[58] = "James Richardson, and Emanuel Weiss";

days[59] = "March 05, 2010";
msgs[59] = "Crispus Atucks, John Adams, and Patsy Cline";

days[60] = "March 06, 2010";
msgs[60] = "Davy Crockett, Louisa May Alcott, and John Philip Sousa";

days[61] = "March 07, 2010";
msgs[61] = "Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, and Saint Eubulus";

days[62] = "March 08, 2010";
msgs[62] = "Xu Xiake, and Thomas Blackwell";

days[63] = "March 09, 2010";
msgs[63] = "Saint Frances, and Ozias Humphrey";

days[64] = "March 10, 2010";
msgs[64] = "Agnes Blannbekin, Theodor Zwinger, and Zelda Fitzgerald";

days[65] = "March 11, 2010";
msgs[65] = "Benjamin West, Johnny Appleseed, and John Wyndham";

days[66] = "March 12, 2010";
msgs[66] = "Emperor Go-Kogon, and Winston Churchill";

days[67] = "March 13, 2010";
msgs[67] = "John Toffey, Cesar Cui, and John Holmes";

days[68] = "March 14, 2010";
msgs[68] = "George Wade, and Susan Hayward";

days[69] = "March 15, 2010";
msgs[69] = "Julius Caesar, H.P. Lovecraft, and John Paraskevopoulos";

days[70] = "March 16, 2010";
msgs[70] = "Heracluis, and Laszlo Hunyadi";

days[71] = "March 17, 2010";
msgs[71] = "Marcus Aurelius, Alexander Alex, and Juraj Janosik";

days[72] = "March 18, 2010";
msgs[72] = "King Edward the Martyr, and Laurence Sterne";

days[73] = "March 19, 2010";
msgs[73] = "thomas Killigrew, Giuseppe Mercalli, and Frank Nitti";

days[74] = "March 20, 2010";
msgs[74] = "Saint Cuthbert, and Joseph Aspdin";

days[75] = "March 21, 2010";
msgs[75] = "Nicholas of Flue, and Nadar";

days[76] = "March 22, 2010";
msgs[76] = "Dietrich of Nieheim, and John Canton";

days[77] = "March 23, 2010";
msgs[77] = "Johan van Galen, and Jean-Baptiste Dubos";

days[78] = "March 24, 2010";
msgs[78] = "Walter Hilton, and Jules Verne";

days[79] = "March 25, 2010";
msgs[79] = "Ikoma Chikamasa, Novalis, and Ida Wells";

days[80] = "March 26, 2010";
msgs[80] = "many people";

days[81] = "March 27, 2010";
msgs[81] = "Mary of Burgundy, and Wilhelm Beer";

days[82] = "March 28, 2010";
msgs[82] = "Peter Andreas Hansen, and Virginia Woolf";

days[83] = "March 29, 2010";
msgs[83] = "Tobias matthew, and Slava Raskaj";

days[84] = "March 30, 2010";
msgs[84] = "Beau Brummell, and Daniil Andreev";

days[85] = "March 31, 2010";
msgs[85] = "Sir Isaac Newton, and Charlotte Bronte";

days[86] = "April 03, 2010";
msgs[86] = "Milton Caniff, Sarah Vaughan, Jesse James, Bruno Hauptmann and Ron Brown";

days[87] = "April 04, 2010";
msgs[87] = "Dr. Martin Luther King";

days[88] = "April 05, 2010";
msgs[88] = "Howard Hughes";

days[89] = "April 06, 2010";
msgs[89] = "Sam Sheppard";

days[90] = "April 07, 2010";
msgs[90] = "P.T. Barnum and Marian Jordan";

days[91] = "April 08, 2010";
msgs[91] = "Pablo Picasso";

days[92] = "April 09, 2010";
msgs[92] = "Phil Ochs, Charles Goodyear and Ed Masterson";

days[93] = "April 10, 2010";
msgs[93] = "Jean Lebeuf";

days[94] = "April 11, 2010";
msgs[94] = "Scott Joplin";

days[95] = "April 12, 2010";
msgs[95] = "Franklin D. Roosevelt, Josephine Baker, Sugar Ray Robinson";

days[96] = "April 13, 2010";
msgs[96] = "Elwood Haynes";

days[97] = "April 14, 2010";
msgs[97] = "Burl Ives";

days[98] = "April 15, 2010";
msgs[98] = "Abraham Lincoln, Pol Pot and Ava Gardner";

days[99] = "April 16, 2010";
msgs[99] = "Arthur Chevrolet";

days[100] = "April 17, 2010";
msgs[100] = "Benjamin Franklin";

days[101] = "April 18, 2010";
msgs[101] = "Ernie Pyle";

days[102] = "April 19, 2010";
msgs[102] = "Lord Byron";

days[103] = "April 20, 2010";
msgs[103] = "Elizabeth Barton, Bram Stoker, Chief Pontiac, Abigail Williams";

days[104] = "April 21, 2010";
msgs[104] = "Mark Twain, Charles MacArthur, Charles Buddy Rogers";

days[105] = "April 22, 2010";
msgs[105] = "Irene Rich and Richard Nixon";

days[106] = "April 23, 2010";
msgs[106] = "Otto Preminger and William Shakespeare";

days[107] = "April 24, 2010";
msgs[107] = "Bud Abbot and Willa Cather";

days[108] = "April 25, 2010";
msgs[108] = "Dexter Gordon and Ginger Rogers";

days[109] = "April 26, 2010";
msgs[109] = "John Wilkes Booth, Gypsy Rose Lee and Lucille Ball";

days[110] = "April 27, 2010";
msgs[110] = "Magellan and Zebulon Pike";

days[111] = "April 28, 2010";
msgs[111] = "Zip the Pinhead, Ed Begley and Iceberg Slim";

days[112] = "April 29, 2010";
msgs[112] = "Alfred Hitchcock and Albert Hofmann";

days[113] = "April 30, 2010";
msgs[113] = "Adolf Hitler, Eva Braun, John Montagie and Muddy Waters";

days[114] = "May 01, 2010";
msgs[114] = "Spike Jones";

days[115] = "May 02, 2010";
msgs[115] = "Joseph McCarthy";

days[116] = "May 03, 2010";
msgs[116] = "Matilda of Boulogne";

days[117] = "May 04, 2010";
msgs[117] = "Moe Howard and Diana Dors";

days[118] = "May 05, 2010";
msgs[118] = "Mikhail Botvinnik";

days[119] = "May 06, 2010";
msgs[119] = "Marlene Dietrich and George Maledon";

days[120] = "May 07, 2010";
msgs[120] = "Warren Baxter";

days[121] = "May 08, 2010";
msgs[121] = "Garth Williams, Remington Kellogg";

days[122] = "May 09, 2010";
msgs[122] = "Francis Hopkinson";

days[123] = "May 10, 2010";
msgs[123] = "Stonewall Jackson and Joan Crawford";

days[124] = "May 11, 2010";
msgs[124] = "Kim Philby and Bob Marley";

days[125] = "May 12, 2010";
msgs[125] = "Perry Como";

days[126] = "May 13, 2010";
msgs[126] = "Eliphalet Dyer";

days[127] = "May 14, 2010";
msgs[127] = "Rita Hayworth, Frank Sinatra";

days[128] = "May 15, 2010";
msgs[128] = "June Carter Cash";

days[129] = "May 16, 2010";
msgs[129] = "Button Gwinnett and Jim Henson";

days[130] = "May 17, 2010";
msgs[130] = "Lawrence Welk";

days[131] = "May 18, 2010";
msgs[131] = "Elizabeth Montgomery";

days[132] = "May 19, 2010";
msgs[132] = "Josiah Bartlett and Lawrence of Arabia";

days[133] = "May 20, 2010";
msgs[133] = "Christopher Columbus";

days[134] = "May 21, 2010";
msgs[134] = "Pierre Poiret and Patsy O'Hara";

days[135] = "May 22, 2010";
msgs[135] = "Martha Washington";

days[136] = "May 23, 2010";
msgs[136] = "Bonnie & Clyde and Captain Kidd";

days[137] = "May 24, 2010";
msgs[137] = "Copernicus, John Foster Dulles and Duke Ellington";

days[138] = "May 25, 2010";
msgs[138] = "Madame C.J. Walker";

days[139] = "May 26, 2010";
msgs[139] = "Sydney Pollack and Edouard Michelio";

days[140] = "May 27, 2010";
msgs[140] = "Paul Gleason";

days[141] = "May 28, 2010";
msgs[141] = "Phil Hartman and Audie Murphy";

days[142] = "May 29, 2010";
msgs[142] = "Fanny Brice and Mary Pickford";

days[143] = "May 30, 2010";
msgs[143] = "Jonathan Levin, Claude Rains and Christopher Marlowe";

days[144] = "May 31, 2010";
msgs[144] = "Elizabeth Blackwell";

days[145] = "June 01, 2010";
msgs[145] = "Helen Keller";

days[146] = "June 02, 2010";
msgs[146] = "Leslie Howard";

days[147] = "June 03, 2010";
msgs[147] = "Stephen A. Douglas and Ozzie Nelson";

days[148] = "June 04, 2010";
msgs[148] = "Jim Clark and Dorothy Gish";

days[149] = "June 05, 2010";
msgs[149] = "Ronald Reagan, Robert Kennedy and Conway Twitty";

days[150] = "June 06, 2010";
msgs[150] = "William Quantrill and Patrick Henry";

days[151] = "June 07, 2010";
msgs[151] = "Jean Harlow, Dorothy Parker, Zasu Pitts and Judy Holliday";

days[152] = "June 08, 2010";
msgs[152] = "Cochise, George Sand and Robert Taylor";

days[153] = "June 09, 2010";
msgs[153] = "Charles Dickens and Stanley Knowles";

days[154] = "June 10, 2010";
msgs[154] = "Adolph Zukor and Billy Daniels";

days[155] = "June 11, 2010";
msgs[155] = "John Wayne";

days[156] = "June 12, 2010";
msgs[156] = "Medgar Evers, Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman";

days[157] = "June 13, 2010";
msgs[157] = "Alexander the Great, Major Bowes and Benny Goodman";

days[158] = "June 14, 2010";
msgs[158] = "Henry Mancini";

days[159] = "June 15, 2010";
msgs[159] = "Ella Fitzgerald";

days[160] = "June 16, 2010";
msgs[160] = "George Reeves";

days[161] = "June 17, 2010";
msgs[161] = "Kate Smith, Roberto Calvi and Cyd Charisse";

days[162] = "June 18, 2010";
msgs[162] = "Ethel Barrymore, Frances Scott Fitzgerald";

days[163] = "June 19, 2010";
msgs[163] = "Julius & Ethel Rosenberg";

days[164] = "June 20, 2010";
msgs[164] = "Bugsy Siegel and Joe Meek";

days[165] = "June 21, 2010";
msgs[165] = "Lot Smith";

days[166] = "June 22, 2010";
msgs[166] = "David O. Selznick, Judy Garland and Fred Astaire";

days[167] = "June 23, 2010";
msgs[167] = "Martin Sweeney";

days[168] = "June 24, 2010";
msgs[168] = "Matthew Thornton and Jackie Gleason";

days[169] = "June 25, 2010";
msgs[169] = "George Armstrong Custer";

days[170] = "June 26, 2010";
msgs[170] = "Strom Thurmond and Caesar Rodney";

days[171] = "June 27, 2010";
msgs[171] = "Jospeh Smith Jr., George Papadopoulos and Jack Lemmon";

days[172] = "June 28, 2010";
msgs[172] = "Archduke Ferdinand, James Madison and Rod Serling";

days[173] = "June 29, 2010";
msgs[173] = "Fatty Arbuckle";

days[174] = "June 30, 2010";
msgs[174] = "George Spanky McFarland";

days[175] = "July 01, 2010";
msgs[175] = "Wolfman Jack, Clay Allison and Walter Matthau";

days[176] = "July 02, 2010";
msgs[176] = "Amelia Earhart and Ernest Hemingway";

days[177] = "July 03, 2010";
msgs[177] = "Jim Morrison and Rudy Vallee";

days[178] = "July 04, 2010";
msgs[178] = "Thomas Jefferson and John Adams";

days[179] = "July 05, 2010";
msgs[179] = "Harry James";

days[180] = "July 06, 2010";
msgs[180] = "Satchmo and Louis Armstrong";

days[181] = "July 07, 2010";
msgs[181] = "Warren Earp";

days[182] = "July 08, 2010";
msgs[182] = "Soapy Smith";

days[183] = "July 09, 2010";
msgs[183] = "Earl Warren";

days[184] = "July 10, 2010";
msgs[184] = "Mel Blanc";

days[185] = "July 11, 2010";
msgs[185] = "Alexander Hamilton and Tall Bull";

days[186] = "July 12, 2010";
msgs[186] = "Dolley Madison";

days[187] = "July 13, 2010";
msgs[187] = "Johnny Ringo";

days[188] = "July 14, 2010";
msgs[188] = "Billy the Kid";

days[189] = "July 15, 2010";
msgs[189] = "Versace";

days[190] = "July 16, 2010";
msgs[190] = "John F. Kennedy, Jr., Carolyn Kennedy, Lauren Bessette";

days[191] = "July 17, 2010";
msgs[191] = "Billie Holiday, John Coltrane";

days[192] = "July 18, 2010";
msgs[192] = "Horatio Alger";

days[193] = "July 19, 2010";
msgs[193] = "Margaret Fuller";

days[194] = "July 20, 2010";
msgs[194] = "Guglielmo Marconi, Vincent Foster, Jr.";

days[195] = "July 21, 2010";
msgs[195] = "Basil Rathbone";

days[196] = "July 22, 2010";
msgs[196] = "Carl Sandburg, Estelle Getty";

days[197] = "July 23, 2010";
msgs[197] = "Roger Sherman, Ulysses S. Grant, Eddie Rickenbacker";

days[198] = "July 24, 2010";
msgs[198] = "Martin Van Buren";

days[199] = "July 25, 2010";
msgs[199] = "Joaquin Murrieta";

days[200] = "July 26, 2010";
msgs[200] = "Sam Houston, Ed Gein";

days[201] = "July 27, 2010";
msgs[201] = "William Lowndes Yancey";

days[202] = "July 28, 2010";
msgs[202] = "James McLaughlin";

days[203] = "July 29, 2010";
msgs[203] = "David Niven";

days[204] = "July 30, 2010";
msgs[204] = "Claudette Colbert";

days[205] = "July 31, 2010";
msgs[205] = "Ignatius of Loyola, Robert Taft, Jimmy Hoffa, Andrew Johnson";





var months = new Array("",
"January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June",
"July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December"
);

 

var today = new Date(); // today
var mon = months[today.getMonth() + 1]; // month
var day = today.getDate(); // day
var year = y2k(today.getYear()); // year

 

function dateMsg() {
for (i = 0; i < days.length; i++) {
tempdate = new Date(days[i]);
tempmonth = months[tempdate.getMonth() + 1];
tempday = tempdate.getDate();
tempyear = y2k(tempdate.getYear());
if (year == tempyear && mon == tempmonth && day == tempday)
return("Today is " + days[i] + ".  On this day " + msgs[i] + " went to RIP."); // returns day message
   }
return("Today is " + mon + " " + day + ", " + year + "."); // returns default
}


// Y2K Fix Function
function y2k(year) {
if (year < 2000)
year = year + 1900;
return year;
}