I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE CHAT GAMES FOR MAY DAY & WE DID THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. THE CREEPY CREW WERE THE JUDGES & THE CHATTERS GAVE US THEIR BEST ANSWERS TO MY CRAZY MAY DAY 21ST CENTURY QUESTIONS :crazy:

HERE'S THE Q&A WINNERS:

GAME 1

Q: WHAT WOULD BE THE 21ST CENTURY OFFICIAL MAY DAY DANCE TO REPLACE THE MAYPOLE & MORRIS DANCERS?
A: GANGNAM STYLE

Q: AS THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES, WHAT WOULD BE MY "PIMP" NAME?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: BONE DADDY
A: LONG SCHLONG ASH

Q: IF I WERE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD I BE?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: CUDDLE FISH (ONLY WON OUT OF IRONY :crazy: ), ACTUALLY SPELLED CUTTLEFISH, BUT NOT AS FUNNY
A: BLACK PANTHER

Q: IF SEX WERE A FRUIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A: BANANA (KEEP IN MIND IT WAS AN OFFICE FULL OF WOMEN)

Q: FOR MAYDAY 21ST CENTURY, WHAT WOULD BE THE MAY DAY ANTHEM?
(WE HAD A 3-WAY TIE)
A: TOM JONES YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
A: I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
A: I'M TOO SEXY

GAME 2

Q: FOR THE NEW MAY DAY LOCATION, WHERE WOULD BE CRAZIEST PLACE FOR SEX BE?
A: TREE

Q: WHAT WOULD MAGNOLIA'S "PIMP" NAME BE?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: BONE RIDER
A: MAGNALICIOUS

Q: IF OUR MASCOT JACK HAD A MAY DAY FLING, WHAT WOULD BE THE CRAZY NAME OF HIS LOVER?
A: BONEY MARONEY

Q: IF MAY DAY IN THE 21ST CENTURY WAS GOING TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL FESTIVAL IN A CITY, WHICH CITY WOULD BE THE BEST?
A: FRENCH LICK, IN


THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, YOUR CRAZY BEST ANSWERS TO MAY DAY 2013 :devil:

thats so funny, sorry I missed it.

Q: FOR THE NEW MAY DAY LOCATION, WHERE WOULD BE CRAZIEST PLACE FOR SEX BE?

in my bed lol........nothing happens there

ash-mda wrote:I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE CHAT GAMES FOR MAY DAY & WE DID THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY. THE CREEPY CREW WERE THE JUDGES & THE CHATTERS GAVE US THEIR BEST ANSWERS TO MY CRAZY MAY DAY 21ST CENTURY QUESTIONS :crazy:

HERE'S THE Q&A WINNERS:

GAME 1

Q: WHAT WOULD BE THE 21ST CENTURY OFFICIAL MAY DAY DANCE TO REPLACE THE MAYPOLE & MORRIS DANCERS?
A: GANGNAM STYLE

Q: AS THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES, WHAT WOULD BE MY "PIMP" NAME?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: BONE DADDY
A: LONG SCHLONG ASH

Q: IF I WERE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD I BE?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: CUDDLE FISH (ONLY WON OUT OF IRONY :crazy: ), ACTUALLY SPELLED CUTTLEFISH, BUT NOT AS FUNNY
A: BLACK PANTHER

Q: IF SEX WERE A FRUIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A: BANANA (KEEP IN MIND IT WAS AN OFFICE FULL OF WOMEN)

Q: FOR MAYDAY 21ST CENTURY, WHAT WOULD BE THE MAY DAY ANTHEM?
(WE HAD A 3-WAY TIE)
A: TOM JONES YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
A: I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
A: I'M TOO SEXY

GAME 2

Q: FOR THE NEW MAY DAY LOCATION, WHERE WOULD BE CRAZIEST PLACE FOR SEX BE?
A: TREE

Q: WHAT WOULD MAGNOLIA'S "PIMP" NAME BE?
(WE HAD A TIE)
A: BONE RIDER
A: MAGNALICIOUS

Q: IF OUR MASCOT JACK HAD A MAY DAY FLING, WHAT WOULD BE THE CRAZY NAME OF HIS LOVER?
A: BONEY MARONEY

Q: IF MAY DAY IN THE 21ST CENTURY WAS GOING TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL FESTIVAL IN A CITY, WHICH CITY WOULD BE THE BEST?
A: FRENCH LICK, IN


THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, YOUR CRAZY BEST ANSWERS TO MAY DAY 2013 :devil:

ash you forgot one of the questions for magnolia what animal would she be.

I also asked my own question, that day, and I found the answer I think.

Q: What song would be playing while Ash and Mags were aheming?

A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxas0a-KgM Wait for the 1.15 mark.

That was hilarious. I wish I could have enjoyed it.

Hate that I missed it.

LOL I heard from Wolfie what a blast May Day was. I had hoped to participate, but stress and other things made it impossible. I still wish I could have been there as it sounds like you guys had a crazy time. Hope you have as much fun planned for next year so I can join in. lol