I hate guys!

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Re: I hate guys!

Postby Madame Sosostris » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:28 am

Being a little literal, aren't ya, Darkwing?

I made a joke and got a scientific treatise.


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby darkwing dook » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:30 am

Because one's joke can be taken seriously by others.
Learn that in some other threads here.


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby Madame Sosostris » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:54 am

darkwing wrote:Because one's joke can be taken seriously by others.
Learn that in some other threads here.


Are you really telling me what to learn here?


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby darkwing dook » Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:03 am

Nope, it meant that I learned that joke can be taken seriously by other readers from other threads.
Even typo can generate unintended nuance. (missed the 't' in "learnt", sorry about that)


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby Madame Sosostris » Thu Sep 01, 2016 2:09 am

Yeah, you're right. I've gotten in trouble for my sense of humor before. Sometimes, I do try to second guess responses. But it never ends well. Best people decide my intentions right off and block me if they find them wanting.


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby bushbeachboy » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:01 am

I got a lot more than a broken chromosome. 1la



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Re: I hate guys!

Postby Madame Sosostris » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:24 am

So you say....


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4. There are no coincidences;
5. There is a choice that is no choice;
6. Change is the only constant;
7. Seize the day and there is a price to pay;
8. A true magician must transcend himself.

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Re: I hate guys!

Postby AriesStarChild_ » Thu Sep 01, 2016 3:32 am

Lol at Aeryn. And I get yah Hun. To me though guys are guys. Each of them do something that make you tick. Just depends on who can make you tick and you want to forgive them for it yah know. None the less I'm sorry about your pizza because food is love...food is life xD maybe get some cookies or brownies :)? And an older guy to help yah eat em :3


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Re: I hate guys!

Postby bushbeachboy » Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:44 am

Idun wrote:So you say....


Yeah. My sense of humour is badly warped as well 2wk



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Re: I hate guys!

Postby Wulfke » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:20 am

I like DW his explanation , its not us guys but its the female race thats genetically 'inferior' for they cant stand our awesomeness :p


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