This is so hilarious..
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Remember I told you about my brother? Well it comes to find out, this "so-called psychic" ask him to open up a credit card to get rid of this "negative energy" :lol: :lol: She promise to rid this for 250-5000 dollars.. LMAO!! She also claim my family would be in danger within 24 hours , and 24 hours has passed and NO harm at all. :lol: :lol: I ask my djinn through the pendulum.. Will my family be in any harm ,car accidents, killed etc etc etc? They answer was NO! And I believe them. Thanks everyone.
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Wow... :crazy:
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You should tell her that you took her advice and one of your friends on CH fixed the problem for you for free.
You then proceed to thank her, and tell her that one of your CH psychic friends picked up on her energy and sensed that she, in fact, is the one in "GRAVE DANGER!!!"
Tell her that there are many entities wishing her harm, and only someone on this board that was born with a Predator (from the movie) birthmark on their a$$ can safely protect her from what is certain to be death.
You then tell her that it will only cost $7,777 (sounds like a good number to me.)
......maybe I should sleep more
You then proceed to thank her, and tell her that one of your CH psychic friends picked up on her energy and sensed that she, in fact, is the one in "GRAVE DANGER!!!"
Tell her that there are many entities wishing her harm, and only someone on this board that was born with a Predator (from the movie) birthmark on their a$$ can safely protect her from what is certain to be death.
You then tell her that it will only cost $7,777 (sounds like a good number to me.)
......maybe I should sleep more
What are these principles? Those of good & evil - the belief that nothing is good for a human being which does not make him just, self-controlled, brave, & free: & nothing evil which does not make him the opposite of these.
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Or tell her you've bought a superfierce protective spirit that will do all sorts of nasty things to anyone who tries to harm you or rip you off...
Or tell her you've bought a superfierce protective spirit that will do all sorts of nasty things to anyone who tries to harm you or rip you off...
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But she has to be real nonchalant about it. Haha, I can hear it now. "Ummm....so..yeah...that hex removal I told you about, it...like....the hex is gone!!! Why? Because, well, it feared my wrath of course! No charge!"Mongrella wrote::funnypost:
Or tell her you've bought a superfierce protective spirit that will do all sorts of nasty things to anyone who tries to harm you or rip you off...
What are these principles? Those of good & evil - the belief that nothing is good for a human being which does not make him just, self-controlled, brave, & free: & nothing evil which does not make him the opposite of these.
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:funnypost: I almost cry from laughing
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No offense, but this post shows you are easily manipulated by uethical people and sales people.
Again, no offense.
It's great you did research however before handing over any money. Sometimes the best things in life are for free and completely in YOUR hands.
Again, no offense.
It's great you did research however before handing over any money. Sometimes the best things in life are for free and completely in YOUR hands.
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Go to a coin and stamp shop and get a 1,000,000,000 Pengo (pre-Soviet Hungarian currency). Crisply and with quick aplomb, snap it down unto her table, and simply say, "Can you change this? Its the smallest bill I've got.....
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mcmsinger, if a doctor told you that you were going to die if you didn't give them money to heal you, you'd give it a second thought right?
We're human.
We're human.
What are these principles? Those of good & evil - the belief that nothing is good for a human being which does not make him just, self-controlled, brave, & free: & nothing evil which does not make him the opposite of these.