Searching for an Apprentice!

[Trionis3]

Well it's been a while since my last post, but since all my issues have been resolved, I'd like to go back to my mission before I got here. I am searching for an apprentice, I've been stuck on this earth for quite a while now and have grown accustomed to the human race, thus I am happy to announce I am searching for an apprentice. What might I be teaching you ask? Well good question, I'll be teaching a wide variety of angel based magick, a whole lot of energy working, how to work with fundamental strong entities (e.g. Death), and explanations of the principles of existence itself. Now a few warnings and pointers, one being an angel myself I am a faithful Christian I will not and do not discriminate against other belief systems and ask the same of you so if you can not accept that then do not approach, two I am a spirit of Justice and have the tendency to increase the frequency at which you karma is activated if you're not a pure or strong willed person save yourself the trouble and go on your merry way, three I am very old and I'll need you to bear with me on cleaning the cobwebs built up after a few thousand years of body hopping, finally I teach by directing the student to the truth I do not and will not spoon feed you. What I have to teach will allow you to take the reigns of your life and allow you to work to your complete potential. So I will only ask you one question, why or how do you think you could benefit from this? :think: God bless you all!

[silversword1212]

i'm interested in this. I hope i wont require any spoon feeding, honestly. I'm a beginner at absolutely everything, so you might have to backtrack a lot if you decide to make me your apprentice. I have pretty much no sort of ability with anything so you might have to start of at square one, if you're willing. I think i can benefit from this because i feel that i would learn better if i ask questions, and that you could help me out quite a bit, and i would really appreciate it. I also don't know exactly what to start out doing. I have been told meditation and working with my chakras, which i should try doing more of. i think im starting to get off track here now though, so i'l finish with saying i think it would be a great help and i would love to know more.

[Zero]

Aha, an apprentice, I will not be. However, an equal learning partner, yes.

What can the angels of Yahweh possibly have to teach me, I wonder?
Ah, well, let us just see if we find out.

[Ghostly Decibels]

Well it's been a while since my last post, but since all my issues have been resolved, I'd like to go back to my mission before I got here. I am searching for an apprentice, I've been stuck on this earth for quite a while now and have grown accustomed to the human race, thus I am happy to announce I am searching for an apprentice. What might I be teaching you ask? Well good question, I'll be teaching a wide variety of angel based magick, a whole lot of energy working, how to work with fundamental strong entities (e.g. Death), and explanations of the principles of existence itself. Now a few warnings and pointers, one being an angel myself I am a faithful Christian I will not and do not discriminate against other belief systems and ask the same of you so if you can not accept that then do not approach, two I am a spirit of Justice and have the tendency to increase the frequency at which you karma is activated if you're not a pure or strong willed person save yourself the trouble and go on your merry way, three I am very old and I'll need you to bear with me on cleaning the cobwebs built up after a few thousand years of body hopping, finally I teach by directing the student to the truth I do not and will not spoon feed you. What I have to teach will allow you to take the reigns of your life and allow you to work to your complete potential. So I will only ask you one question, why or how do you think you could benefit from this? :think: God bless you all!

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Questions:

1. Since you're an earthbound angel with the ability to touch physical things like a keyboard and mouse, do you experience regular bowel movements like the rest of us unevolved little cretins here on earth?

2. When you look at Dick Cheney, do you see a demon or a Reptilian? Please explain your answer.

3. How do you feel about boning a human?

[Huffette]

Already being under the direct tutiledge of the arc angels, I must decline this offer, as I might know much of what you offer already. :badidea:

[Ghostly Decibels]

I forgot to add:

I, too, am a faithful Christian. My will is strong, and so are my sphincter muscles.

[Sequinox]

Terror! You so crazeh.

For some reason my BS meter seems broken, because logically... But for some reason... Shrug. Logic wins this round for me. Lol.

[NyctophiliaRaven]

Well it's been a while since my last post, but since all my issues have been resolved, I'd like to go back to my mission before I got here. I am searching for an apprentice, I've been stuck on this earth for quite a while now and have grown accustomed to the human race, thus I am happy to announce I am searching for an apprentice. What might I be teaching you ask? Well good question, I'll be teaching a wide variety of angel based magick, a whole lot of energy working, how to work with fundamental strong entities (e.g. Death), and explanations of the principles of existence itself. Now a few warnings and pointers, one being an angel myself I am a faithful Christian I will not and do not discriminate against other belief systems and ask the same of you so if you can not accept that then do not approach, two I am a spirit of Justice and have the tendency to increase the frequency at which you karma is activated if you're not a pure or strong willed person save yourself the trouble and go on your merry way, three I am very old and I'll need you to bear with me on cleaning the cobwebs built up after a few thousand years of body hopping, finally I teach by directing the student to the truth I do not and will not spoon feed you. What I have to teach will allow you to take the reigns of your life and allow you to work to your complete potential. So I will only ask you one question, why or how do you think you could benefit from this? :think: God bless you all!

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Questions:

1. Since you're an earthbound angel with the ability to touch physical things like a keyboard and mouse, do you experience regular bowel movements like the rest of us unevolved little cretins here on earth?

2. When you look at Dick Cheney, do you see a demon or a Reptilian? Please explain your answer.

3. How do you feel about boning a human?

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[Ghostly Decibels]

Terror! You so crazeh.

For some reason my BS meter seems broken, because logically... But for some reason... Shrug. Logic wins this round for me. Lol.

I am dead serious about my faith, my relationship with God and my powerful sphincter muscles. You should see all of them at work after I ingest way too much cheese and dairy..

[Huffette]

I forgot to add:

I, too, am a faithful Christian. My will is strong, and so are my sphincter muscles.

I think that hits the mark as to why web get along so well : .